Thursday News Quiz: Porridge Prizes, Tasteless T-Shirts, and a Dog 2026

Welcome to the Thursday news quiz, where we bring you the quirkiest stories from around the globe. This week, we dive into porridge prizes, tasteless T-shirts, and a dog called Diesel. So grab a cuppa and test your knowledge!

Porridge Prizes: A Quirky Competition

In a world obsessed with gold medals and grand trophies, one competition stands out for its sheer absurdity: the porridge prize. Yes, you read that right. This week, a small town in Scotland awarded a golden spurtle (a traditional porridge-stirring stick) to the maker of the world's best porridge. The event drew competitors from across the globe, all vying for the coveted title. But why porridge? Organizers say it's a celebration of simplicity and tradition. Porridge prizes may not be glamorous, but they sure are heartwarming.

Tasteless T-Shirts: When Fashion Faux Pas Go Viral

Fashion is subjective, but some T-shirts are just plain tasteless. This week, a major retailer faced backlash after releasing a line of shirts with offensive slogans. Social media erupted with criticism, and the company quickly pulled the products. But the damage was done—memes and mockups flooded the internet. Tasteless T-shirts remind us that humor is subjective, and what one person finds funny, another may find offensive. Always think before you print.

A Dog Called Diesel: The Hero of the Week

Move over, Lassie. There's a new hero in town, and his name is Diesel. This brave pup rescued a family from a house fire by barking loudly and waking them up. The family escaped unharmed, and Diesel is now being hailed as a local celebrity. A dog called Diesel proves that heroes come in all shapes and sizes—and sometimes with four legs and a wagging tail.

Quiz Time: Test Your Knowledge

Now, let's see how well you've been paying attention. Here are 15 questions based on this week's news, bizarre facts, and standard Thursday nonsense. Good luck!

Questions

1. What prize was awarded at the porridge competition?
2. Which retailer faced backlash for tasteless T-shirts?
3. What breed is Diesel, the heroic dog?
4. In which country did the porridge competition take place?
5. What was the offensive slogan on one of the T-shirts?
6. How did Diesel alert the family to the fire?
7. What is a spurtle?
8. Which social media platform was most vocal about the T-shirts?
9. What did the family lose in the fire?
10. How many questions are in this quiz?
11. What did the quiz master vow to deliver before his hangover?
12. What is the name of the quiz?
13. Who wrote the song 'Ride Lonesome'?
14. What year did the porridge competition start?
15. What is the capital of Scotland?

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Answers

1. A golden spurtle.
2. We won't name names, but it rhymes with 'Malmart'.
3. Diesel is a Labrador Retriever.
4. Scotland.
5. We can't repeat it here, but it involved a pun about cats.
6. By barking loudly.
7. A traditional Scottish stick used to stir porridge.
8. Twitter (now X).
9. Their sense of humor.
10. 15.
11. A grand, wildly complex set of questions.
12. The Thursday news quiz.
13. Beck.
14. We made that up—it's not a real competition. Or is it?
15. Edinburgh.

Key Takeaways

• Porridge prizes celebrate simplicity and tradition.
• Tasteless T-shirts can go viral for all the wrong reasons.
• A dog called Diesel is a true hero.
• Quizzes are a fun way to recap the week's news.
• Always fact-check before publishing—unless it's a joke.

Comparison: This Week's Quirky News

FAQ

What is the Thursday news quiz?

The Thursday news quiz is a weekly trivia challenge that covers the week's most bizarre and entertaining news stories. It's a fun way to test your knowledge and learn something new.

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How many questions are in the quiz?

There are 15 questions in each Thursday news quiz.

Can I submit my own questions?

Yes! We welcome reader submissions. If you have a quirky news story or a fun fact, send it our way.