The pet I'll never forget: Darwin, the high-maintenance tortoise 2026

Adopting a high-maintenance tortoise like Darwin is a wild adventure that changes your life in unexpected ways. When my then-boyfriend Jacob and I agreed to foster a 21-year-old Greek tortoise on a whim, we had no idea what we were in for. Darwin arrived from Glasgow to London in a bucket, and from that moment, our flat became his personal playground—and our patience was tested daily.

The Reality of Owning a High-Maintenance Tortoise

Darwin was not your average pet. He bit toes, defecated everywhere, and climbed anything he could get his claws on—backpacks, bookshelves, even potted cacti. His most dangerous habit was flipping himself over, which can be fatal for tortoises. We'd come home to find him on his back, legs flailing, with no clue how he managed it. This constant worry turned us into obsessive caregivers.

Weekly Soaks and Vet Visits

Darwin required weekly half-hour soaks in the communal bathroom, during which he'd often relieve himself—much to our housemates' delight. We spent hundreds on X-rays and vet visits due to a bone disease problem. His diet was equally demanding: he turned up his nose at cavolo nero, radicchio, and endive from fancy greengrocers, forcing us to experiment with different greens.

Key Takeaways from Darwin's Care

• High-maintenance tortoises require constant supervision to prevent flipping accidents.
• Dietary needs are specific; they may reject expensive greens.
• Regular vet check-ups are essential for bone health.
• Weekly soaks are non-negotiable for hydration and hygiene.
• Despite the chaos, the bond formed is unforgettable.

Fun Moments Amid the Chaos

When I wasn't worrying about his bones or diet, I had so much fun with Darwin. Our trips to Hackney Downs were highlights—he'd wriggle in the grass, exploring at his own pace. Those moments made the high-maintenance tortoise worth every bit of effort.

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Darwin taught us that high-maintenance tortoise care is a full-time job, but the rewards are immeasurable. He may have been a piece of work, but he was our piece of work—and we'll never forget him.