In a recent blind date column, the topic of Clapham gays came up – and guess where the date lives? The evening was filled with laughter, awkward moments, and a solid 6 rating. Here’s the full scoop.
First Impressions: Looked Like a David
When asked what she was hoping for, our dater said she wanted “a sweet-hearted madman who would make me belly laugh.” Her first impression of David? “Looked like a David. A bit nervous and jittery, but considerate, curious and chatty (all the best C-words).”
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Conversation Topics: From Ginge to Clapham Gays
They discussed people in cars shouting “ginge” at him, their shared West Country roots (though only she sounds like it), and her dislike of Clapham gays – only to discover that’s exactly where he lives. Awkward!
Most Awkward Moment: Stethoscope Shenanigans
She tried on his stethoscope, pretending to listen for a heartbeat from the chicken. A classic icebreaker or cringe moment? You decide.
Table Manners and Best Qualities
His table manners were “sound as a pound.” The best thing about David? His passion for his profession and how keen he was to ask, listen, and hear.
Would You Introduce David to Your Friends?
Possibly, so they can give him his second Buzzballz ever! She described him in three words: moustached, kind, grounded.
What Did David Make of Her?
She thinks he probably saw an absolute loony, but wonders if he saw through the tarty humour to her kind, smart, caring self.
Did They Go On Somewhere? Did They Kiss?
The kitchen was closing, and he had to work in the morning saving lives – very inconsiderate. They ended with a polite peck on the cheek when they hugged bye-bye.
Overall Rating: A Solid 6
She wouldn’t change a thing: it was the perfect balance of sincere connection and nonsense. She gives him a solid 6, calling him a cracking bloke who rocks a floral shirt better than anyone.
Key Takeaways from This Blind Date
- Be open about your preferences – even if they backfire hilariously.
- Humour and sincerity can coexist on a date.
- A solid 6 isn’t bad – it means there’s potential.
- Stethoscopes make great props for awkward moments.
- Floral shirts are always a good idea.
Blind Date Success Factors: A Comparison
| Factor | This Date | Ideal Date |
|---|---|---|
| First Impression | Nervous but considerate | Confident and charming |
| Conversation | Clapham gays and ginge | Shared interests |
| Awkward Moment | Stethoscope on chicken | None |
| Manners | Sound as a pound | Impeccable |
| Rating | 6/10 | 10/10 |
FAQ
What does 'Clapham gays' mean?
It refers to the gay community in Clapham, a neighbourhood in London. The dater expressed a dislike, which became ironic when she learned her date lives there.
Why did she rate the date a 6?
She called it a solid 6, meaning it was good but not perfect. She appreciated his kindness and the balance of sincerity and nonsense.
Did they kiss?
No, just a polite peck on the cheek when they hugged goodbye.
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