Keeley Hazell's new play 'Everyone's Seen My Tits' delves into her years as a Page 3 model and the emotional toll it took. The former glamour model, who rose to fame in the mid-2000s, now explores her journey from topless shoots to feminist storytelling.
The Story Behind 'Everyone's Seen My Tits'
Hazell, born in Lewisham, London, left modeling in her early 20s and moved to Los Angeles to pursue acting. But the impact of her glamour modeling career lingered. Her 2025 book, Everyone's Seen My Tits: Stories and Reflections from an Unlikely Feminist, became the foundation for this Edinburgh fringe theatre and comedy show.
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She describes writing the book as a 'release,' giving herself a voice during a time she felt voiceless. The show itself evokes 'the image of Russian dolls'—performing as herself and as a version of herself.
From Page 3 to Feminist Icon
Hazell admits topless modelling never aligned with her. At the height of her fame, she would deny being a Page 3 model when asked, often deflecting with questions about class and sophistication. She recalls wearing vintage, grungey clothes to avoid recognition, rarely being spotted even on magazine covers.
Her entry into glamour modeling was fast and unexpected. At 16, a colleague at a hair salon encouraged her to apply. She sent photos to addresses she was given—one of which, unbeknownst to her, was the Daily Star. Soon she was one of the country's most recognisable faces.
Key Takeaways from the Show
- Hazell's journey from Page 3 to feminist author challenges stereotypes about glamour models.
- The show blends comedy and raw reflection, addressing shame and empowerment.
- Hazell uses Russian doll imagery to depict multiple identities on stage.
Data Comparison: Page 3 and Lads' Mags Then vs. Now
| Aspect | Mid-2000s | 2025 |
|---|---|---|
| Page 3 in tabloids | Ubiquitous daily feature | Banned by most papers |
| Lads' mags circulation | Millions (e.g., Nuts, Zoo) | Mostly ceased print |
| Public attitudes | Widely accepted | Criticized as objectifying |
FAQ
What is 'Everyone's Seen My Tits' about?
It's a play by former Page 3 model Keeley Hazell that explores her experiences in glamour modeling and her evolution into a feminist writer. The show blends comedy, theatre, and personal reflection.
When and where is the play showing?
The play premiered at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2025, with further performances planned in London and other cities.
How did Keeley Hazell transition from modeling to feminism?
After leaving modeling in her early 20s, Hazell moved to Los Angeles to act. She began writing as a form of therapy, eventually publishing a book that reframed her experiences through a feminist lens.
The play 'Everyone's Seen My Tits' offers a poignant look at identity, shame, and reclaiming one's narrative. Hazell's raw honesty and sharp wit make it a must-see for anyone interested in the intersection of celebrity, body image, and feminism.
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