A”Cats Get What They Want” Cats Refuse To Get Off Owner’s Vitamix Blender Until They Got Their Own 2026

If you’ve ever been immersed in the online world or proudly serve as a devoted servant to your feline rulers, you’re likely familiar with the regal behavior of cats. However, if you find yourself outside of these circles, prepare to be captivated by a delightful tale showcasing the undeniable influence cats wield over their human companions.

It is a tale of two women, a newly acquired blender, and three mischievous felines. A captivating open letter has been circulating the internet, shedding light on the unexpected clash that unfolded in their humble abode. Jessica Gerson-Neeves, the protagonist of our story, took her quirky encounter to the Vitamix Canada Facebook page.

In her detailed open letter, Jessica shared the peculiar request she received after purchasing a Vitamix blender with her partner. Despite the excitement surrounding the arrival of this kitchen marvel, more than two weeks had passed, and the couple had yet to use it. The blender remained untouched, its unexplored contents awaiting discovery.

Here’s where it gets interesting: when the couple momentarily left the blender box on the kitchen floor, their three feline companions seized the opportunity. The kitchen transformed into their kingdom, and a spirited game of “king of the hill” ensued with the blender box as the throne. According to Jessica, this marked the beginning of a feline occupation that has persisted for weeks.

Curious to know more about this unexpected feline power play? Dive into the amusing account on Vitamix Canada’s Facebook page, and join Jessica on her journey of sharing the trials and tribulations of reclaiming her kitchen from the whimsical rule of her feline friends.

Scroll down below to enjoy!

Source: THIS CAT IS C H O N K Y

1. Something grand is about to come up that no one is ready for.

2. Thanks to the Black Friday sale, OP and her wife ordered a Vitamix blender from Amazon. The box arrived, she brought it in and sat it down in the kitchen for a second to do something else.

3. That one second of no attention to the Vitamix blender was enough for one out of the couples’ three cats to hop right own, cementing his ownership.

4. Ever since that takeover, OP shared that the blender box has not once been left unattended by the cats. At least one of them would always be on top of it.

5. But it is what it is.

6. When Max first got on the Vitamix box, OP took a picture of him and posted it on a Facebook page where it went viral. With the intrigue of a potential spotlight on her for an extended period of time, OP decided to keep sharing updates with the community regarding the cats and “their” Vitamix box.

7. Not only did OP get fame, but her viral post also resulted in free marketing for Vitamix as many people following the saga ordered te blender.

8. Without herculean intervention, there was no way the wives could get their Vitamix blender back and they were not keen to take this approach.

9. In came the big request. OP asked if the company could send 3 empty Vitamix boxes for all three cats to independently sit on.

10. OP felt extremely ashamed writing the post but she did what had to be done.

11. With her fingers crossed, Jessica clicked the “Post” button with very little hope.

This is such an odd request. But it does tell you one thing about the dominance of a cat. The women know they will never be able to benefit from this situation if they use force. Because, even if they did get the blender by force it would 100% be found in 10 pieces the very next day after an episode of petty revenge.

Let’s hope Vitamix responds. Till they do, let’s enjoy the updates Jessica shared on the matter. Scroll down below to continue reading!

12. Here you have it. One of the three cats on the Vitamix box like it was always meant to be theirs.

13. The internet wanted it and Jessica decided to give it by sharing rapid updates.

14. On day two, the cats were confidently showing that they were in no mood to get bored of the Vitamix box any time soon.

15. It is theirs and they know it.

16. The cats kept fighting for who gets to sit on the box. They kept taking turns as the couple watched desperately on day 3 not being able to use their brand new blender.

17. Don’t even think about it, woman.

18. If this isn’t Gladiator but light-hearted.

19. They are having an internal battle but also at the same time know the bigger mission, not to let the mommies use the blender.

20. For two whole weeks, the women could not approach the blender.

21. But the waiting finally came to an end as guess what…

22. Lo and behold, Vitamix finally responded.

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